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surprisebitch:

gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Beyoncé in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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intensional:

THEY ARE BREAKING UP AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SAYS

“College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.””

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)

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sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

shouldnt:

the fact that teachers actually expect you to do homework is annoying

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chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

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rainbowsparklekittens:

REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE

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demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

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therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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